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What movies have not aged well?

14.06.2025 00:11

What movies have not aged well?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Diamonds Are Forever

What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Live and Let Die

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

From Russia With Love

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What measures are shipping companies taking to navigate around conflict zones like the Red Sea and Black Sea?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Dr No

Is it possible to revive a dead person in real life with black magic?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Goldfinger

What is the sluttiest thing your wife has ever done?

You Only Live Twice

-”Ah so!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

It has been said that people with ADHD can often hyperfocus. Can that be an advantage?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”She is very sexyful!”

Isn't it a turn on to have sex with a girl in a skirt or in a tight spandex?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-J W Pepper

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Women like what they hear while men like what they see, it that true?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Octopussy

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What are some alternatives to wearing a bra? Why do some women feel pressure to wear bras even though there may not be any benefits?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

A View to a Kill

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why do doctors refuse HRT to menopausal women but hand them out to trans people?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Which bands became massively popular for covering songs rather than recording originals?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Moonraker

Why do some men want to remain single despite the fact that many women want to have a romantic relationship with them?